Fuck it

Fuck it

pemsylvania:

spoopy-gnome:

pemsylvania:

whats a dishwashers favourite sport

dishwashers are inanimate objects and therefore cannot play sports, nor do they even have any concept of sports

bowling

You know what? Guys are morons. I don’t need some bitch to be happy. I can do that just fine all by myself✌️👌

You know what? Guys are morons. I don’t need some bitch to be happy. I can do that just fine all by myself✌️👌

I’m almost sure no ones gonna do this 😂 if you do I could love you 😁

I’m almost sure no ones gonna do this 😂 if you do I could love you 😁

ravine:

you never realize how much you love sleeping until you have to wake up in the morning 

ireallyhatecornnuts:

I’ve got 99 problems and my inability to self motivate is causing every single one of them.

(Source: kate-wisehart)

hipsandheartbreak:

classof1999:

living-in-gmajor:

Pulled a fast one on us 6 year-olds, Disney.

she knew what was up

Dropping knowledge every Saturday at 6am

worldpeaces:

cuddling is so perfect when you think about it because you get really close to someone you love and it’s like saying “hey human, theres a lot of humans in the world but you’re my human and i love you”

(Source: worldpeaces)

"No, fuck you. I was worth it."

-and I’m still worth it // R.R. (via done)

palavenblues:

staragus:

babygirlintheshadows:

buffaluffalo:

ghdos:

cardinal-signs:

shaish:

firesalamander12:

I love this duck

I never thought of that this is genius.

huh.

When I was considering homelessness, I already knew I’d be doing this. It makes so much sense. Planet Fitness is only $10 a month so it’s not like you wouldn’t be able to afford it.

a friendly reminder

real life P.S.A..

I’ve had friends that have done this when they needed to escape their unsupportive families.

this was my entire plan when I thought I’d be homeless.  

palavenblues:

staragus:

babygirlintheshadows:

buffaluffalo:

ghdos:

cardinal-signs:

shaish:

firesalamander12:

I love this duck

I never thought of that this is genius.

huh.

When I was considering homelessness, I already knew I’d be doing this. It makes so much sense. Planet Fitness is only $10 a month so it’s not like you wouldn’t be able to afford it.

a friendly reminder

real life P.S.A..

I’ve had friends that have done this when they needed to escape their unsupportive families.

this was my entire plan when I thought I’d be homeless.  

(Source: creppybahl)

(Source: dylmanobrien)

dnosebapps:

dnosebapps:

when you make a post and it gets more than 10 notes

image

image

glass-cases:

So there’s this app that you can post anonymously about things in your area and this is my favorite one

glass-cases:

So there’s this app that you can post anonymously about things in your area and this is my favorite one

cutters-never-win-okay:

i want this

cutters-never-win-okay:

i want this

"I’m still hoping it’s you and me in the end."

-10-Word Story #26 (N.A.)

(Source: drizzlelullaby)

love song starts playing

normal people: aw man this reminds me of my ex sigh

me: AW MAN THIS REMINDS ME OF MY OTP SHOOT ME IN THE FACE